Printable Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

Funny Printable Valentine's Day Cards

I’m all about romance and stuff when it comes to Valentine’s Day but sometimes a little dose of reality can be hilarious.  And, when it comes right down to it, I’m really am more about humor than romance.  I married a man who I knew would make me laugh everyday rather than one that would bring me flowers everyday.  I don’t wanna jinx it but going on 18 years into this thing and I still think I chose perfectly!     So for the funny guy in my life, I wanted to make a funny card for him this year.  I ended up thinking of six different sayings I thought would make him laugh and I am sharing them with you today as a free printable!  Free funny Valentine’s Day Cards…print one off for your guy today!

Funny Valentine's Day Cards

You can download the PDF for all six HERE.  Print them all or just the page you want.  Then cut them apart, trim any excess necessary and fold in half.   You could also just cut around the face of the card and attach it to another color cardstock card (red or black?) and embellish however you’d like too… go crazy if you want!

Printable Valentine's Day Cards

 Here is what they say:

“I’m so glad you settled for me.”

“There’s no one else I’d rather lay in bed & look at my phone with.”

“You’re pretty much my favorite husband.”

Printable Funny Valentine's Day Cards

 “You’re my favorite person to get a Redbox with. (and then fall asleep on five minutes into it)”

“You’re my favorite person to lay next to while I read my book.”

“You’re the one I want to be next to while you’re on your computer and I’m on mine.”

Can you relate to any of those??  I’m guessing at least one hits home a little.  :)

Have a fabulous Valentine’s Day!

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  1. Becky Prasek says

    Love!!! Hilarious! My hubby of 20+ years(and also still “the” one 😉 ), will definitely be getting (at least) one of these. Thank you! :)

  2. Bobbi says

    Those are sooo funny and true! Been married 37 years to my high school sweetheart and we still laugh everyday (I’d rather laugh than get flowers too).

  3. alissa says

    Thanks! The phone in bed card is so awesome for my perfect marriage! So glad Amy showed me your cute blog! You have amazing ideas on here- thanks a lot:)

  4. says

    Lovely:) my boyfriend is finishing his training at SOI for the Marines and this would definitely brighten his day:)
    (He’s been away from home for 6 months now he could use these pick me ups)

  5. says

    This is so totally hee-larious!!! So good to know it isn’t just us! Thank you for sharing – we will laugh and laugh this Valentine’s Day!

  6. says

    Thank you! Used three of them arranged together on one card – and just gave them to hubby (we are in Singapore so it’s already Valentines’ Day here). He loved it, even our teenager sons approved, great uncheesy romantic sentiments! I will post them on my blog soon. Thanks again!


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